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Announcer [over tv]:
We'll be back in a moment
with dr. Sandy,
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Channel 67's leading authority
on sex and weather.
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Mom, how are we
gonna get money?
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Dad took his wallet
in the shower with him.
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Yeah, and as we all know,
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When we rifled
his pants last night,
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We found a note in his pocket.
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It said,
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"it's in my underwear.
I dare you."
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Dad's playing hardball.
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What're we
gonna do, mom?
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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That's not his real wallet.
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This is.
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But won't dad know?
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No, I bought a duplicate wallet,
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And I filled it
with xeroxed money.
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The way I figure it,
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If your dad's got the gall
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To go out
and buy himself something
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Without telling the family,
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He deserves to go to jail.
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Announcer:
And now we're back
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With dr. Sandy
and viewer mail.
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Sandy: Our first letter
is from "desperate,"
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A.K.A. Peggy pundy.
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She writes,
"lately my husband,
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"we'll call him sal,
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"shows no interest in sex,
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At least not with me."
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Well, my dear,
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Perhaps a change of venue
would spice up your sex life.
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Have you tried doing it
in the living room?
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Or the kitchen.
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And there's always
the bathroom.
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[toilet flushes]
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Try it, mrs. Pundy.
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You'll like it.
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I did.
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[clicks off tv]
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Well, peg, I'm showered
and ready to go to work
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And edge ever closer
to the grave.
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Wish me luck.
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Al, take me.
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I want to have sex
on the kitchen table.
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I want to have a meal
on the kitchen table.
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Learn to live without.
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I did.
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Goodbye.
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Al, I'm serious.
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I want sex.
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Peg, how long
have we been married?
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Forty, 50 years?
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Do we not have two children?
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Well, yeah.
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Then my job is done.
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[doorbell rings]
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Good morning, al.
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Try selling shoes.
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Marcie, let me
ask you something.
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Have you and steve
ever, uh, done it
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In other places?
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You mean like planes, buses,
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The observation deck
of the john hancock building?
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Ahhh...
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Sit down.
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Marcie,
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I am trying to put
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Some excitement
and spontaneity
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Back into our sex life.
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Actually,
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I'm trying to put al
back into our sex life.
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Well, let's start
with seduction.
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What's your technique?
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Well, what works best
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Is when I leave a trail
of chocolate bars
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From the bathroom to the bed.
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Of course, the trick is
to space them out just right
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So that he doesn't eat too much,
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Or he'll doze off
before he gets to me.
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Perfectly normal,
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Perfectly normal.
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But remember, peggy,
men are like little boys.
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You have to make sex naughty,
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Filthy and degrading,
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The way they like it,
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And the way we need it.
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So whenever I want to put
a little more...
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Beef in steve's jerky...
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I take him to this nice,
little romantic motel
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Out near the airport.
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It's called the hop-on inn.
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Isn't it
beautiful?
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I think I know
what's going on here.
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The chocolates in the car,
the oil on my zipper.
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You want sex, don't you?
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No, I want
a fur coat,
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But I'll take what's
behind zipper number one.
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Peg, if you scare him
like this,
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He'll never come out.
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Look, al,
I want sex.
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Do you want to be
conscious or not?
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Oh, come on, honey.
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We could start
with a jacuzzi.
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Aw, peg,
I hate jacuzzis.
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They shoot air up my butt.
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Well, that's
a nice change of pace.
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Oh, look.
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They left us a movie,
a mood enhancer.
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"filth."
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Sounds pretty romantic.
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Well, I'm just gonna change.
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Okay, al.
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Pop in the movie,
pop in a breath mint,
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And let's coax the mummy
out of his crypt.
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I don't want to have sex.
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You're my wife, for god's sake.
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Hasn't having the kids
taught you anything?
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Nothing good comes of it.
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Now, sit down
and watch this movie.
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Now, isn't this fun?
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Whoa.
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I didn't know a human leg
could do that.
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Oh, I want that.
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Oh, and I want that!
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And I definitely want that!
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Ew! Ooh!
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You know, that guy looks
a little like...
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Both:
Steve and marcie!
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That is
steve and marcie.
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Wow!
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Look at her go.
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Ah, peg,
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What kind of perv-o
would get turned on
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Watching themselves?
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Oh, shut up, al.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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[groans]
oh, noooo...
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I can't believe
they taped us.
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And on
"back to school" night.
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Steve,
I feel so violated.
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Gee, if we'd known you didn't
know you were being taped,
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We never would have
brought you over here
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And sprung this on you.
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I feel terrible.
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[both laugh]
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Yeah, laugh,
clowns, laugh,
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But here's a hot flash
for you.
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If they taped us,
they taped you too.
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Peg, I told you
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We should
never have sex.
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Now everybody's
gonna know.
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I just know my hair was a mess,
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And I had on my old nightgown.
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I never look good in pictures.
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I know this is off the subject.
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Don't you realize
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That all of our rights
have been tremendously violated?
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We were caught in the act of--
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And then the ducky said
to the frog,
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"then why is it on the menu?"
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[all chuckle]
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No!
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Tv's for adults.
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Don't you kids
have something to do?
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Well, personally,
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I'm just killing time
till I'm 18.
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I'm helping her count.
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Mrs. Rhoades is blushing
like a schoolgirl.
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You told them.
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Everybody knows
I'm a porn queen!
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Kel,
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I believe
something deeply personal
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Is going on here.
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And it might be
more comfortable
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For the adults
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If the children
left the room.
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Therefore, I shall open
the bidding.
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Five dollars.
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I hear 10.
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Any further bidding?
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Perhaps
from the little lady
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With the deep secret?
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Al, can't you
get rid of them?
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Don't you think I've tried?
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All right,
you little gangsters.
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How much
are we talking?
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Well, 50 bucks
hides a lot of shame.
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Trust her.
She should know.
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Kids...
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Both: Thank you,
mr. And mrs. Rhoades.
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Al, what are we gonna do?
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Well, I don't know about you,
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But when the kids go to sleep,
I'm looting.
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna sue these vermin
for everything they've got.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I've always been a fan
of physical violence.
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How about if I go down there
and break a back or two?
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That way, everybody's happy.
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Quiet, dear.
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Steve has a thought
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On how sex with you
can finally be satisfying.
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So we can make
some money off of this?
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And see justice served.
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Right, marcie?
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When you go down there,
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And you've broken
their spines
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And snapped their arms
like little twigs,
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And they're truly,
truly helpless,
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Then I'll come in.
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Yeah, I'll come in,
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With just a mere
old-fashioned can opener.
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And I'll do
things to them...
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That'll make
the devil himself vomit.
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Uh...Or we could sue.
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How much do you
think we can get?
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I think a million dollars
is not out of the question.
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A million dollars?
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Al, we hardly do
anything together anymore.
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Let's sue.
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Well, peg,
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I don't know.
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It'd be kind of embarrassing.
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A million dollars, al.
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Do you know
what that means to you?
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Five thousand dollars.
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I told you, peg,
we should've
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Just beat the hell
out of these people.
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It's a million dollars, al.
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How else are we
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Gonna get
a million dollars?
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You earn it? Ha, ha!
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Now, just relax
and be outraged.
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How lovely.
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New meat.
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Who's that?
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The attorney
for the defense.
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Where's our lawyer?
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You're
looking at him.
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It's me,
you idiot.
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I figure this is
an open-and-shut case.
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A lawyer
takes 30 percent.
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That's 300 thou.
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That leaves us only
700 grand to split.
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After taxes,
we get squat.
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Now, trust me.
I know what I'm doing.
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Where's
everybody going?
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We're standing for the judge,
mr. Darrow.
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[gavel cracks]
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This court is now in session.
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We will be hearing
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Rhoades and bundy
v. The hop-on inn.
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We will now hear
opening statements.
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[clears throat]
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Hello, everyone.
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Anyhow,
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My wife and I
and peggy and al bundy
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Went to the hop-on inn
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To indulge
in a little clean marital fun...
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On separate occasions,
of course.
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During the course
of our wholesome bliss,
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Our romantic activities,
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The reaffirmation
of the love we share,
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00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:38,649
And whatever the bundys
were doing...
268
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,351
Our conjugal privacy
was invaded.
269
00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:44,622
Yes, we were violated
by video cameras.
270
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:47,090
But first,
271
00:13:47,091 --> 00:13:48,926
I think you should hear
some background
272
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:54,598
That I believe is germane
to this case.
273
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:57,501
My grandfather came
to this country a poor man...
274
00:13:57,502 --> 00:13:59,537
And in world war ii,
275
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,905
My uncle nick
276
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:03,240
Wiped out more nazi dogs
with venereal disease
277
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:05,208
Than six armor divisions...
278
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:07,545
[♪]
279
00:14:51,422 --> 00:14:54,291
Then they tape us having sex.
280
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,161
And that concludes
my opening statement.
281
00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,333
Uh, your honor?
282
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,170
Thank you.
283
00:15:07,171 --> 00:15:09,139
You're welcome.
284
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,340
Ms. Weigel,
285
00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:11,942
Would you care to make
an opening statement?
286
00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:14,311
The defense passes
for the moment, your honor.
287
00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,380
Good move, girlie.
288
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:19,249
Judge:
Mr. Rhoades,
289
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,584
You may call your first witness.
290
00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:22,720
Your honor,
291
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,655
My only witnesses are...
292
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:25,990
Exhibits a and b.
293
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,191
Steve,
you have the tapes?
294
00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:29,627
You're not gonna show those.
295
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,595
A million dollars, marcie.
296
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:33,998
Doesn't my honor
mean more to you
297
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,298
Than a million dollars?
298
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,272
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, exhibit a.
299
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:06,797
And...The end.
300
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,599
[applause]
301
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,935
Oh, thank you.
302
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:13,971
Honestly, it was nothing.
303
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,272
No, really.
304
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,848
And, now...Exhibit b.
305
00:16:24,849 --> 00:16:28,953
The subpoenaed tape
of mr. And mrs. Bundy...
306
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:38,228
And the end.
307
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,835
And so,
308
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,704
In conclusion,
309
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:47,938
I'm sure it's obvious
310
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:50,340
That our privacy
was indeed invaded,
311
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:53,978
And so we deserve
a million dollars.
312
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,482
I rest my case.
313
00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:00,050
Ms. Weigel.
314
00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:03,520
I'd like to call
my first witness to the stand,
315
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,089
A mrs. Marcie rhoades.
316
00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:11,228
Mrs. Rhoades...
317
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,431
Had you ever been
to the hop-on inn
318
00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:15,766
Before the evening in question?
319
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,002
[quietly]
yes, once or twice.
320
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,536
We can't hear you.
321
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,873
I said, once or twice.
322
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:26,076
Need I subpoena
the desk clerk, guido?
323
00:17:26,077 --> 00:17:28,846
Thirty or 40 times.
324
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,314
Thirty or 40 times.
325
00:17:31,315 --> 00:17:34,852
Well, I suppose that's normal.
326
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,688
Mrs. Rhoades,
are you wearing underwear?
327
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,590
Two pairs.
328
00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:42,826
And are they both crotchless?
329
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:45,829
Yes, damn you.
330
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:49,767
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
331
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,368
I ask you, does this woman,
332
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:52,970
The same woman you witnessed
on that tape,
333
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,571
Look like a woman
who has been wronged
334
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:56,807
By anyone but her husband?
335
00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,008
I object.
336
00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,977
Sure, when she picks on you.
337
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,046
Where were you during
the underwear examination?
338
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,281
Mrs. Rhoades,
339
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:05,549
You were not one bit deceived.
340
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,584
You knew that camera was there
all along.
341
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,586
What kind of a woman
do you think I am?
342
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:12,756
Let's just see, shall we?
343
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:15,225
Look familiar?
344
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,895
[gasps] no!
345
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,397
Thank you,
mrs. Rhoades.
346
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:22,800
Get out of my sight,
you make me sick.
347
00:18:24,869 --> 00:18:26,870
I'd now like to call
to the stand
348
00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:28,438
Mr. Al bundy.
349
00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:33,243
You did put on
clean underwear today,
350
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:34,778
Didn't you, al?
351
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:52,796
Mr. Bundy, on what grounds
are you suing?
352
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:55,265
Um...
353
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,934
Well, my wife's sick of poverty,
354
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,103
And, uh...
355
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:02,272
She told me
she'd give me $5000.
356
00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:03,406
That's it?
357
00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:07,377
Then there's that outrage thing.
358
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:08,779
Mr. Bundy,
359
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,148
Let's once again view
that arousing performance
360
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,784
You claim that my client
is capitalizing on.
361
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:22,226
All right,
I'm feeling relaxed here,
362
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,963
And I'm breathing good.
363
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,132
There's the foreplay.
364
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,567
And, uh...
365
00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:34,071
Once again, I finish first.
366
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,776
I'd now like to call mrs. Bundy.
367
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:45,916
Mrs. Bundy,
368
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,317
Did you have sex
with your husband
369
00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:49,119
At the hop-on inn?
370
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,587
Yes.
371
00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:52,055
Mrs. Bundy,
may I remind you
372
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:53,857
That the penalty
for perjury
373
00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,159
Is seven years in prison,
374
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,163
Where, I assure you,
you will have sex.
375
00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:03,300
All right.
376
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:07,004
Well, it may not be sex to you,
but it is to me,
377
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,839
And just because
you all have husbands
378
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,041
That can last long enough
to time an egg,
379
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:14,411
Doesn't mean that what al does
doesn't count.
380
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:16,313
You may step down.
381
00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:19,416
Is a crumb not a banquet
for a starving person?
382
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,185
You may step down.
383
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,620
Is a fig leaf
not clothing for the naked?
384
00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:25,555
Please, step down.
385
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,791
You can't do this
to al!
386
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:29,126
Remove this woman.
387
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,327
He'll lose what
little confidence
388
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,262
He already has.
389
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:33,730
You were great, baby.
390
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:36,200
Please, oh, please,
don't listen to her.
391
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,067
Don't give up.
392
00:20:38,636 --> 00:20:40,270
You are much man!
393
00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:42,505
[wails]
oh, god!
394
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,346
[gavel cracks]
395
00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:50,948
Has the jury reached a verdict?
396
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:53,783
Yes, we have, your honor.
397
00:20:53,784 --> 00:20:57,787
We, the jury, award
punitive damages of $10,000
398
00:20:57,788 --> 00:20:59,689
To mr. And mrs. Rhoades
399
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,558
On the grounds
that their privacy
400
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:02,993
Was indeed invaded.
401
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:05,062
Not bad, huh, babe?
402
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,931
Curdle and die.
403
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:11,134
And as for the bundys,
404
00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:12,569
No sex, no money.
405
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,674
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
of the jury.
406
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:20,310
This court is now adjourned.
407
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:27,717
Well, al,
408
00:21:27,718 --> 00:21:30,954
At least we still
have each other.
409
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,489
[sobbing]
410
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,997
Peg, come with me.
411
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:40,998
Where are we going?
412
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:41,999
Come here a minute.
413
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,066
Over here.
414
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:44,067
What, al?
415
00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:45,502
Hurry up. Come on.
416
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,172
Get down in there.
417
00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:55,678
Like this, al?
418
00:21:55,679 --> 00:21:57,547
Yeah, like that.
419
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:13,196
Al:
Now, was that sex,
or was that sex?
420
00:22:13,197 --> 00:22:15,432
[peggy slowly exhales
smoke]
421
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,603
That was sex, al.
422
00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:23,873
And you know,
if we had been on tape,
423
00:22:23,874 --> 00:22:25,943
We would have made
a million bucks.
424
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,145
[both laugh]
425
00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:45,128
[♪]